yeah, but in real life, we all survive things that might have killed us by near misses... i

Ooh, good point. I nearly burned to death in my bed when I was little. My night light set one of my favorite stuffed toys on fire. It was very traumatic. (The death of my stuffed toy I mean, not my own near miss.)

who wants to read that over and over?

Long live unreality!


...I still think learning made up languages is silly though. *runs away cackling*