Blades in the Dark is officially haunted

• [Party tries to choose ideals for the cult that won't conflict with a game themed around a crew of scoundrels.]
  "Like, as long as you're just overtly deceptive, I don't know."
  "The sky is purple!"
  
  
• "You know you're a rat-bastard in that context, but it's all right, because it's for your purpose."
  "If we make ourselves so we have to be 100% honest all the time I don't think we can do anything."
  
  
• "It was, like, the stampede of people and the building catching on fire that was the more loud part."
  
  
• "Carrot and stick versus fish hook."
  "If the carrot is poisoned."
  
  
• [Player realizes real-world mortgage expertise is relevant to extracting a treasure from an indebted ship captain.]
  "I'm thinking, like, we're subordinating a loan right now."
  "Look, we did data mining and modeling in our last campaign."
  
  
• "Here's the real question, does she have a farm?"
  
  
• "So you see a person with a sun for a head and they pull it down, it's a sign, that turns out to be a pizza sign."
  
  
• "I was reminded the other day of Fire Orks."
  
  
• "You put me in armour and I just look like a guy who doesn't operate well in armour."
  "A cosplayer."
  
  
• "I lurk in the back and hold a lit bomb. In the character of a 1920s anarchist."
  "You're just there to make sure the meeting stays on task."
  
  
• "You and I both come from noble families, right?"
  "Yeah, but mine is sort of, like, all dead."
  
  
• "He falls on his face, crushing two tea tables and about thirteen doilies."
  "At least the doilies cushion my fall."
  
  
• "We've gone from being a dark and gritty cult trying to get our god going to, like, a Marx brothers movie."
  
  
• "Were there alligators anywhere near the biome that you were kayaking in?"
  "God, no! It was Lake Erie!"