aztec cyberpunk was mostly snake jokes

[ursula]

• "Let's hope the snake was not Mocel."
  "She would have escaped, then."
  
• "Is it domesticated?"
  "It's hard to put a collar on a snake."
  
• "Did you just get a pop culture reference? Alert the internet!" [For the record, though glasseye caught the reference, I did not.]
  
• "Do you know anyone who can train snakes to deliver messages?"
  "A snake-o-mancer?"
  [Player uses his Magic the Gathering knowledge to determine that the correct term is "ophiomancer".]
  
• "By house arrest, does she just mean she's grounded?"
  "Shouldn't she be? For stealing things? How does theft work in your culture?"
  
• "Or we could just send her a message."
  "If only we had a snake!"
  
• "Thunder Eagle Go!"
  
• "Can I just Lindbergh-baby it?"
  
• "Is that how it works? You just name your kid whatever you want, and they become that?"
  
• "It has an en-suite bathroom."
  "That's a Home and Garden Channel word! It means an extra $50,000!"
  
• "That's what you get for using magical water-manipulation on someone's stomach acid."
  
• "A bird-o-mancer? Now, that's just ridiculous!"
  
• "Oh, I'm thinking of an ovinomancer. He makes sheep."
  
• "Now I'm imagining a medical alert seal."
  
• "That'll be on my D&D [Fate?] resume! Create a sexy robot bird!"