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Ursula ([personal profile] ursula) wrote2018-12-16 07:16 pm
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Aztec Cyberpunk was overwhelmed by pizza jokes


  • "We must not disturb the forest spirits."
    "Uh, it's not a forest?"
    "Oh, what is it? A swamp?"
  • "The raucous call of the snowy egret--"
    [Computer plays egret sounds, followed by a snippet of video: "You're not a pizza boy?"]
    "Oh, it sounds like someone barfing."
    "Sounds like they're not into it."
  • [More egret sounds.]
    "I didn't know they had Jawas!"
    "We're going to pluck the feathers from Jawas and cows."
  • "I made a sexy bird!"
    "You don't look like a pizza guy!"
  • "Pizzas, pizzas, all the way down--sorry, [personal profile] ursula, this is what your game is."
  • "Well, a gator doesn't get to be 12 feet long without chewing on a couple of ponies."
    "Or pizza guys."
  • "Then there's ritual words you have to say over its body."
    Solemnly, "Thank you for choosing Domino's."
    "I'm glad I was able to deliver this egret death in 30 minutes or less."
    "Next time, try the app!"
  • "What about the potential hacker girl?"
    "I bet your body parts are also valuable."
  • "Wait, you know what she's like? A character from Rent!"
    "Which one?"
    "All of them! Get a job, Mocel!"
  • "I've gone from master hacker to bird grabber."

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