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Ursula ([personal profile] ursula) wrote2021-03-20 05:43 pm
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Blades in the Dark tried to clean out an eel pond


  • "I've been smiled at by a moray in an aquarium tank before. That was enough for me."

  • "Did you know dolphins will do that on purpose to get high on puffer fish venom?"

  • "They're eels, right? We're smarter than eels."
    "Are eels afraid of ghosts?"

  • "I might have just talked to my brother about cleaning out his pond."
    "What did he clean out of it?"
    "Was it eels?"
    "Cows that went missing?"

  • "Before we run into a giant sentient fire-breathing eel man, let's find out what's really going on."

  • "Eelsquatch."

  • "Fish are usually more active in the morning and at night. The water heats up with the sun, and they don't like it."
    "Is that true in a world without a sun?"
    "Oh! Right! That's important in a game called Blades in the Dark."

  • "I don't see a checkbox for eel soporific."

  • "Is there any evidence of eel-to-plasm?"

  • "Out of the frying pan, into the fire, we can't even eat the food."

  • [Player throws a smoke bomb.]
    "You know, what's really good, is eel that has been smoked."
    "It was about to be culinarily interesting."
    "I mean, smoked eel is really good."

  • "Are we going to call that tag-team combo a smote bomb?"
    "You smote, I bombed."

  • "DARE: Drug Abuse Resistance (for) Eels."

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