Aztec Cyberpunk rolled for initiative

[ursula]

Quotes from this afternoon's game:

"By the power of Internet!"

"You have an angry machine spirit."
"Probably some snake I pissed off."

[Players try to remember whether the game has entailed combat of any sort prior to this session.]
"I killed a snake!"
"That actually required a combat roll."
"I think I used Arts and Sciences."
[...]
"Art and Science of sneaking! Camouflage and makeup and... interpretive dance."

"The spider-mech equivalent of an Escalade--Escaladl."

[Character prepares to drive a burning car into a canal.]
"This reminds me of--did you all watch Good Omens?"
"Is all of your music turning to Queen?"

"You know what they do at hospitals?"
"Treat my gunshot wound?"
"Call the cops?"

"This is a party of a cleric and three rogues. OK, a cleric, two rogues, and a bard."

Declarations of "You're not the pizza guy!" in an egret squawk: At least five.

Comments

[glasseye]

Oh no, Ecatl's the bard, isn't he.

[ursula]

Afraid so!

[(Anonymous)]

Only five squawks! Those are rookie numbers. We need to get those up! ~Matt

[ursula]

Better work on our pizza accounting!