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Aztec Cyberpunk is naming its enemies
Quotes from two sessions!
Last time
This time
Last time
- "Not only is everyone going to die, but it's going to be used for nefarious evil."
- "We went from minorly annoying semi-incompetent death cult to... mustache-twirling levels of supervillainy here, so... we need a better plan."
- "We have to come up with a different term for smugglers that's less accusatory."
"Noble blockade runners."
"Entrepreneurs."
"Aquatic entrepreneurs." - "Is the seagull drone strong enough to carry the snake?"
- "My actual theological resources are not great, but I'm really good at waving crystals in the air."
"So you had to banish the negative ions." - "How is it all the other ones were fine, but 'brooch' is where you're like, ew, ew?"
- "I recommend showing up to the ritual and saying you're not the pizza guy!"
This time
- "Now we have motive--which we were kind of missing before--they had no reason to be a cult except to be all culty."
- "You talk to your friend who's a reference librarian."
"Yeah, 'cause that's a roleplaying leap we all have to make?" - "Why does anyone not notice vampires? We all carry around cell phones."
- "How 'bout the fact that they spelled 'crypton' with a 'c'?"
"Like... dead people?" - "We had a forty-five minute--not argument, debate--about the difference between a breakfast burrito and having a burrito for breakfast."
- "We should do something that won't make us wanted criminals."
"We don't get wanted if we don't get caught." - "If that butler is worth his salt as a butler, we're going to have to kill him to get to his master, that's how loyal butlers work."
"That's [player]. I feel sorry for her first--"
"My first butler?"
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Did it work? xD
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