ursula: second-century Roman glass die (icosahedron)
Ursula ([personal profile] ursula) wrote2020-08-22 04:50 pm
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Aztec Cyberpunk is naming its enemies

Quotes from two sessions!

Last time


  • "Not only is everyone going to die, but it's going to be used for nefarious evil."
  • "We went from minorly annoying semi-incompetent death cult to... mustache-twirling levels of supervillainy here, so... we need a better plan."
  • "We have to come up with a different term for smugglers that's less accusatory."
    "Noble blockade runners."
    "Entrepreneurs."
    "Aquatic entrepreneurs."
  • "Is the seagull drone strong enough to carry the snake?"
  • "My actual theological resources are not great, but I'm really good at waving crystals in the air."
    "So you had to banish the negative ions."
  • "How is it all the other ones were fine, but 'brooch' is where you're like, ew, ew?"
  • "I recommend showing up to the ritual and saying you're not the pizza guy!"


This time

  • "Now we have motive--which we were kind of missing before--they had no reason to be a cult except to be all culty."
  • "You talk to your friend who's a reference librarian."
    "Yeah, 'cause that's a roleplaying leap we all have to make?"
  • "Why does anyone not notice vampires? We all carry around cell phones."
  • "How 'bout the fact that they spelled 'crypton' with a 'c'?"
    "Like... dead people?"
  • "We had a forty-five minute--not argument, debate--about the difference between a breakfast burrito and having a burrito for breakfast."
  • "We should do something that won't make us wanted criminals."
    "We don't get wanted if we don't get caught."
  • "If that butler is worth his salt as a butler, we're going to have to kill him to get to his master, that's how loyal butlers work."
    "That's [player]. I feel sorry for her first--"
    "My first butler?"
schneefink: River walking among trees, from "Safe" (Default)

[personal profile] schneefink 2020-08-24 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"I recommend showing up to the ritual and saying you're not the pizza guy!"
Did it work? xD