No, really, you should just read about Weasleys

Always assuming you are not glasseye and therefore do not react to all things related to a certain wizarding school with abject horror, you should read the Ron/ Neville that Icarus wrote. Because it is STUNNINGLY ADORABLE.

And then, if you are feeling particularly kind and have lots of free time, you might read the fourth chapter of Sorting Error, which has just been posted. I researched the funding structure of Oxford for this chapter! And there is a great deal of Percy, and plausible explanations for Snape's greasy hair and the way Ron yells whenever Hermione gets a letter.

But really you should be reading about Ron and Neville. Possibly you should be memorizing Ron and Neville.