Who ARE these people

Feb. 27th, 2026 03:34 pm
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This seems somehow to link on to earlier posts this week - a lot of my memories of childhood reading/being read to are associated with episodes of illness!

Posted in a group on Facebook: 'A book you read as a child yet still think about today'.

WOT.

Just So Many.

The various classic works of children's literature that have become culturally embedded in references and allusions - the Alice books, the Pooh books, The Wind in the Willows, the Jungle Books, The Secret Garden, Little Women et seq, the Katy books -

Ones that are perhaps not quite so iconic? like the Little Grey Rabbit books.

A whole mass of girls' school stories and pony books. A fair amount of Enid Blyton though I'm not sure I think about any specifics there.

Various anthologies and collections - some stories still remembered - classic fairytales, myths, etc.

Plus things like Pears Cyclopaedia and The Weekend Book

And I do, in fact think about things like, the attitude towards The Scholarship Girl in The Making of Mara in what is actually the unposh, girls' day school, to which her father sends snobbish Mara. (Only this week when thinking about educational privilege....)

Plus, I will mention yet again being absolutely traumatised by Marie of Roumania's The Lily of Life.

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The abuse we suffered hardest in many ways was hunger. Reportedly our mom once said that she had to go out to eat because if she stayed home she would’ve had to watch her children being hungry. I do hope the adults listening to her were all thinking “Instead of going out to a restaurant, why didn’t you spend that money on a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter so your children wouldn’t starve?” At least I hope it didn’t elicit the sympathy she was hoping for.

When we would go into Painesville for court dates (Divorce and then custody battle) it was a particular agony. First because it was boring. Marie and I spent the entire day on a hard wooden bench in the court house waiting area with no entertainment beyond the limited value of the water cooler and riding the elevator up and down. No TV in the waiting area in those days, no magazines either. Second because we always went to McDonald’s for breakfast first. Sounds nice, huh? Not really. Marie and I were allowed to get either a hash-brown or a child-size orange juice. Marie always picked the orange juice (because she figured it had vitamins) and I always picked the hash-brown (because I figured it was more filling.) In general it wasn’t enough food or nutrition to do more than wake up our appetites. And as slow as we tried to eat, we always finished way before Mom and had to sit there and watch her consume her big breakfast. What torture. Hot cakes with butter and syrup, hash-brown, bacon, sausage, toast, coffee and orange juice. Sometimes she didn’t even finish it and would throw away the leftovers as we watched, horrified, but too afraid of her to dare ask if we could finish it.

This did happen more than once, though Marie found more pain in the time our Aunt Joyce gave us each $10 (a princely sum!) and on the way home Mom had one of us pay for gas (I even “got” to pump it, wasn’t that special?) and the other buy her lunch in a dinner. Again, Mom got a full meal and Marie and I mostly munched on the oyster crackers that came with her soup and watched her eat it. Mom was very happy with the $20 she got from us. We were hungry and just as poor as before, alas. Though we were still grateful to Aunt Joyce for the attempt. (Aside from my womb-mate; “You do know that’s the only reason she ever took us to see Aunt Joyce, right?”)

Mostly I remember sitting around our house, alone, with nothing to eat. Trying to take my mind off of my rumbling tummy. Drinking lots of glasses of water to try and fill the empty space somewhat. Meal times were the worst, and if you could get through them the hunger would abate a bit and just be a sort of dull ache. For my painting about hunger I chose to paint ripping the margin off of a book… I would do that. Reading a paperback we owned, carefully removing bits of the margin paper to eat it as I read. Bits of paper weren’t very filling, but they were better than nothing.

I know our Mom was/is mentally ill. She would say things like “you don’t really need to eat. You can go without it.” and she meant it. She was wrong, obviously. You would have to be mentally ill to not care about a child starving in front of you.

“How can I paint how hunger feels?” Oil on canvas, 2021

Friday Videos Love Being Not Sluggish

Feb. 27th, 2026 01:00 pm
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It’s Friday, there are videos on the internet, so let us go a-spelunking!

And leaning into how “okay” I am at graphic design, forsooth! A graphic to celebrate these spelunking expeditions!

An image of a VHS cassette with a label that reads FRIDAY VIDEOS Smart Bitches Ep. 21 against a pink crosshatch background

Ah, VHS.

Speaking of, I imagine the video quality of this vintage commercial was influenced at some point by a VHS transfer.

This week’s Friday Video is a commercial from 18-20 years ago (it had to be on VHS, right? Or Betamax?) and it’s so subtle.

What were some of your favorite old commercials?

Happy Friday everyone!

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Tonight I'm going out to the next iteration of the silent disco (80s/90s/2000s music — the cheesiest you can imagine), which as always is taking place in the cathedral. There's always a weird moment of disorientation when you enter the cavernous space of this ancient medieval cathedral ... and it's full of dancing people of all ages, dressed in lurid fluoro colours, stage lighting, and DJs.

So my prompt for this week's open thread is:

What examples of activities taking place in wildly incongruous spaces have you encountered?

afvalgrijpen

Feb. 27th, 2026 12:24 pm
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Ik ben voor het eerst straatafval wezen opruimen met een afvalgrijper! Het is zeer bevredigend voor de verzamelinstincten. Ik heb alleen heel erg het gevoel dat ik te kijk sta, en alsof ik iets doe wat niet mag. (Het zou me ook helemaal niets verbazen als je een bekeuring kon krijgen voor het verzamelen van straatafval. Het klinkt als zo'n ding waar je over hoort.)

Ik verbaas me wel ontzettend over de hoeveelheid afval dat overal ligt. Ik wist dat het veel was, maar als je gewoon langsloopt merkt je niet elke peuk of stukje vuurwerkafval dat dezelfde kleur bruin is als de vergaande bladeren. Maar ik deed twee uur over een stukje van nog geen 100 meter aan één kant van de straat, en ik vraag me echt af hoe al dat afval op straat terecht komt. De peuken en het vuurwerkafval snap ik – ik ben het er niet mee eens, maar ik begrijp het verspreidingsmechanisme. Maar alle wegwerpbekertjes en koekjesverpakkingen en snoeppapiertjes, hoe komen die op straat te liggen?

New Worlds: Civil Strife

Feb. 27th, 2026 09:04 am
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Uprisings. Revolts. Insurgencies. Rebellions. Civil wars.

What are the differences between all these things?

The gradations can be quite fine, in no small part because they're often as much a question of public relations as one of technical definitions. (Especially in a historical context, before political scientists started making technical definitions.) They're all forms of internecine strife, differentiated by how organized they are, how violent, how acknowledged by the official government, and so forth. And so, rather than trying to separate all the possible strands, I'm just going to talk about them in a lump here.

Genre fiction loves the idea of the Big Rebellion. A plucky band of idealists gather together, maybe fight a few battles, kill or capture the king, and put somebody new in charge: Mission Accomplished! A phrase George W. Bush famously used rather prematurely after the U.S. invasion of Iraq in 2003, and I deploy it here quite with deliberate intent, because of course the situation is unlikely to be that simple. Regime changes rarely go that quickly and smoothly, and even if the guy who used to be in charge dies, is that really the end? His loyalists, instead of laying down arms, are liable to find someone else to rally around: a brother, a son, somebody claiming to be a son, etc. It took about thirty-one years for the fighting to end after the Glorious Revolution of 1688 deposed James II & VII from the thrones of England and Scotland, and Henry VII had to deal with multiple pretenders announcing themselves as various lost royal relatives after the Wars of the Roses.

But it's also somewhat rare for a rebellion to sweep in and put somebody totally new on the throne, at least in the kinds of societies we tend to write about. Changes of dynasty do happen, but where there's a strong expectation of titles being inherited within a bloodline, claimants often grasp for some fig leaf of lineage or marriage to a suitable spouse to cover their naked ambition. Winning legitimacy on charisma alone is not unheard of, but it's much less common. Most civil wars within a kingdom look more like the English Anarchy, with the previous king's daughter fighting his nephew for the crown. (She lost, but her son wound up inheriting anyway after her cousin died.)

There are other reasons for civil strife, though, and they tend to be much less explored in science fiction and fantasy.

In particular, a whole swath of this subject can be placed under the header of "listen to us, damn it!" The famous Magna Carta of England was the product of rebellion by a group of barons against King John -- but they weren't trying to replace him. Instead they wanted him to confirm the Charter of Liberties proclaimed by Henry I about a century before, which protected certain elite rights. (Magna Carta itself is not about the rights of the common man, either, though people in later centuries assumed for a while that it was.) If war is the continuation of policy with other means -- the actual phrasing used by Clausewitz, often somewhat misquoted -- then revolts can be a way of angling for leverage in a political dispute.

This is especially true of peasant revolts. It is extraordinarily rare for the common folk to rise up and effect a regime change all on their own; in fact, it is rare enough that I can't think of any ironclad examples. (If you know of one, I welcome it in the comments!) The American and French Revolutions were heavily led, at least in the first instance, by relatively privileged men; even the Haitian Revolution likely would not have succeeded if the rebels hadn't received support from outside. Peasants, slaves, and other such folk simply do not have the resources or knowledge necessary to stand unsupported against people who hold every advantage against them.

But most peasant revolts aren't aimed at installing a new king or swapping monarchy for some other system of government. They're attempts to redress specific grievances, like unfair taxation or judicial corruption, or to achieve improved rights, such as through the abolition of serfdom (one of the goals of Wat Tyler's Rebellion in 1381). And if we're being honest, goals like that are a lot more important to the average farmer in his field than who exactly is ruling the country! Kings come and go, but taxes remain.

The relative achievability of those goals doesn't mean they get achieved, though. Governments have a loooooong and inglorious history of viewing any such resistance as treason, and they put it down with extreme force. Nor is this solely a thing of the distant past: in more modern times, labor organization has been viewed in a very similar light, as a rebellious disobedience to the law, posing a great enough threat to the stability of the nation that it justifies violent or even lethal response.

Nonviolent resistance isn't unheard of in historical eras, but large-scale acts of it have become more common over the past century or so. I wonder -- this is entirely my own thought, not anything I've read, and it's not a subject I'm deeply familiar with -- if its success relies at least in part on mass communication. While nonviolent groups have existed before, as a tactic in effecting widespread social change it seems to be mostly new, and that makes sense when you think about the role played by optics. As I said above, governments tend to respond with force to those who disobey, and that excites a lot more sympathy and support for peaceful protesters when the news can be widely circulated. (Particularly if the event is captured on video.) Of course, routine interpersonal violence has also declined over time, so most disputes these days are less likely to break out into fights, let alone fatal ones.

Civil strife has absolutely not gone away, though, nor do I think it's likely to do so any time soon. Right now in my own country, we have widespread resistance to the authoritarian government of Donald Trump, ranging from peaceful protests in the streets to acts of low-grade sabotage against the secret police of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) arresting and deporting anybody who looks too brown. It's not a revolution to throw him out ahead of schedule and replace him with somebody new, and it certainly can't be accomplished with one climactic fight and a quick denouement . . . but perhaps we could use more fictional examples of how this kind of struggle is fought.

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Smart Podcast Trashy Books Romantic Times RewindAmanda and I are traveling back to June 1997 to discuss:

  • Touring inside author’s homes and whether we think it’s kinda intrusive and uncomfortable
  • Neverending reader hate for “the F word”
  • The fans used to blow back cover models’ hair
  • And speaking of, what’s on the Cover Model Pageant contestant’s heads?

And more!

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Here is the cover, which could have shown off the books a LOT better.

The cover of the issue with Love Lust Laugh in big letters and two tiny book covers announcing the launch of Genesis

 

The full page ad for Connie Mason’s Shadow Walker on the inside cover:

INside cover full page full color ad for Shadow Walker with John DeSalvo and a woman with off the shoulder eyelet lace top about to get jolly rogered in the grass. The text reads "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" "KISS YOU?" COLE SHRUGGED. "BECAUSE YOU WANTED ME TO, I SUPPOSE, WHY ELSE WOULD A MAN KISS A WOMAN?" But Dawn knows lots of other reasons, especially if the woman is nothing but a half-breed whose father sells her to the first interested male. Defenseless and exquisitely lovely, Dawn is overjoyed when Cole Webster kills the ruthless outlaw who has been her husband in name only. But now she has a very different sort of man to contend with. A man of unquestionable virility, a man who prizes justice and honors the Native American traditions that have been lost to her. Most intriguing of all, he is obviously a man who knows exactly how to bring a woman to soaring heights of pleasure. And yes, she does want his kiss...and maybe a whole lot more

And in case you were wondering: here is the HAUNCH-TASTIC COVER:

A blurry image of Shadow Walker by Connie Mason featuring John DeSalvo in a loincloth displaying a LOT of haunch, shirtless with dinner roll muscles, a bow and arrow, and feathers in his hair

There’s a LOT of wind in many of the DeSalvo pictures in this issue, and it is a blessing for him that no wind machine was present whilst he was wearing a loincloth.

Behold: Mustache.

Screenshot from the magazine: Model Joe Brown, Jessica Wulf, Julie Griffith and the incomparable illustrator Pino at the cover shoot for Jessica's March 98 release Joseph's Bride Joe is shirtless, has a long fluffly mullet and a MASSIVE mustache.

LOOK how uncomfortable that must be, and they have to act like they’re super into each other while perched on some stairs.

And then there was this discomfort from the I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter launch party:

A black and white image from the cover shoot with the male model perched on the edge of a staircase with a blonde long haired model sort of woven between his legs so her head rests right on his chin. The mustache is mustaching.

The senior brand manager at Lipton dipping Susan Paul – this makes me so very uncomfortable on a professional level.

What is on John DeSalvo, and where is that wind coming from?

Close up of a cover with John DeSalvo's hair blowing backwards at a high velocity. DeSalvo is shirtless and covered with something drippy, wet, and shiny.

I LOVE THIS IMAGE OF JANE AUSTEN BY A POOL!

The Genius of Jane Austen - a color photograph of a model dressed as Austen in period garb and bonnet seated at a pool with a giant cell phone and copy of variety in her hand

Here is how it appeared in the magazine – inside a browser window!

Inside the magazine, Jane Austen by the Pool was featured inside an image of a browser window, possibly AOL. The buttons across the top read Back, forward, home, reload, images, open, print, find, and what's new, what's cool, destinations, people and software

Time for some 90s covers!

What’s going on with her neck? Is she ok?

From the Mist by Saranne Dawson - a man is embracing a woman who is below him, and her head is bent so far back it looks like her cranium is about to detach

That hair color is green, and that dog is very cute.

Best in Show - a blonde jaundice looking DeSalvo embraces a woman with clouds of dark hair. in the bottom right is a dog of indeterminate breed inside a show ribbon

 

WHENCE doth this WIND ARRIVE? Also, I’d like to know the conditioner regimen here.

Heart's Magic by Flora Speer featuring DeSalvo yet again with long, luscious hair being blown backwards while a woman in a white nightgown looks like she's about the pass out. They're pictured inside a crystal ball or a snowglobe

Slightly blurry, but FULL O’ SMARM is Cleve.

No shirt, no idea on shoes, full mullet – I wouldn’t serve him.

The Mackenzies: CLEVE by Ana Leigh a showgirl in a corset, ruffled skirt and purple lace up boots is sitting on a bar while a man with no shirt a giant mullet and jeans has one hand on her knee and appears to be smarming all over her

 

Again with the conditioner, but ouch that tree bark.

Wild Irish Skies by Nancy Richards-Akers featuring a woman with long blonde hair in a cobalt gown being embraced by a shirtless DeSalvo with long hair, his back against a tree (ow). Behind them a horse looks bewildered.

That poor horse wants to be elsewhere.

I’m really not sure what this was all about, but you could buy these photos.

Stratos - you can buy images of this person but we're not sure why. Heavenly Bodies seems to be two pictures, one of him in some sweats shirtless and one of him entirely naked. The naked pic is weird - see next image

 

It looks like he was sawed in half, right? What is up with his mid-section?

A clsoe up of the naked photo of Stratos, in which it appears a portion of his midsection is missing. His torso is too short and his legs are too long

You can see why I thought at first glance that these were Indigenous American headdresses and was aghast. They’re mardi gras masks, which, thank heavens.

The cover model pageant contestants, all shirtless wearing jeans or sweats, most wearing feathered mardi gras masks there are a LOT of nipples

Also, all the pleated jeans and baggy sweats! Oh, my, the 90s were a time.

 

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Feb. 27th, 2026 01:47 am
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There's no kind of atmosphere

Feb. 26th, 2026 05:29 pm
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I hope Rob Grant would take it in the intended spirit that when I heard the news of his sudden death, all I could think was "All most of us get is 'Mind that bus!' 'What bus?' Splat!" The first six and a half series of original flavor Red Dwarf (1988–99) were a social staple of my sophomore year of college, watched primarily in my case from the top half of a bunk bed occupied by a structurally unwise number of students who would shortly branch out into whatever British television comedy we could get hold of the tapes for. It became an immediate and ineradicable part of our language. Decades later, the number of quotations from especially the first three series that have worked themselves into my present household lingo would be difficult to estimate without a rewatch. In storage with the rest of my library, I still have some of the tie-in novels, including at least one of the separately authored parallel continuations, which unfortunately for this memoriam may have been Doug Naylor's. I cannot find that I ever saw another project of Grant's except for the first series of The 10%ers (1993–96) and I am still stricken to lose yet another artist while Kissinger's heirs don't even seem to be in this machine. Not everybody has to be dead, Dave.

some good things.

Feb. 26th, 2026 11:11 pm
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  1. Ridiculous indulgent breakfast situation (though having now looked up Culinary Strata because A asked, I am extremely unconvinced that pistachio croissants with raspberries)... counts.
  2. Therapy session, spent entirely talking about One Thing (with tendrils), has left me feeling distinctly more settled.
  3. Today's primary Make Numbers Go Down project has been working my way through some of the short fiction I've had open in tabs since [mumble]. Highlight thus far is Naomi Kritzer's The Thing About Ghost Stories (cn parental death, dementia).
  4. The other New Thing I started consuming today is A Physical Education, which is extremely and often graphically about diet culture and disordered eating, but which 11% of the way through the audio file I am Very Much Enjoying. Further updates to follow. (The library only has audio, I apparently put a hold on it seven weeks ago though I can't at this point remember where I came across it, and The First Headphones I Have Ever Tolerated remain excellent. Shokz OpenRun Pro.)
  5. The Child liked the replacement mock cherries; spring flowers are excellent (we are firmly heading into daffodils now); Routine Dinner tonight DID work even though the app initially Frightened Me by claiming first available pickup was tomorrow morning.

Big day today. Wish me luck!

Feb. 26th, 2026 01:24 pm
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A few days ago, I got a text from a principal who is looking for a long term sub for a position she describes as "4th grade language arts." It would start in mid-March and last until the end of the year. Obviously this is the holy grail for me, even if there's no associated pay bump from the regular sub rate. I would so love to get some experience lesson planning for the same group of kids over a longer span.

I'm meeting with her later this afternoon, so we shall see. I typically interview very well in person, so all that remains is to hope that my credentials line up with her expectations and that she isn't too thrown by my gender. The platform I book substitute jobs through does not let you set a preferred name, so I've been updating schools on the honorific I prefer to use professionally when I show up to each new gig.

This brings me to the day's other bit of excitement. I finally got around to calling up my local circuit court to confirm which documents I need to pull together for my legal name change petition. Evidently I won't need to attend a hearing or pay a fee, and the process should take 3-5 days from the time I file the paperwork with the circuit court, after which I can go back in and begin the laborious process of getting my entire life up to date. My fiance has been dispatched to print off some forms on his office printer. I'm doing it! And it's definitely better to do it now, before I'm juggling a marriage license or any of the other legal entanglements I'm liable to acquire in the future.

Odds and ends

Feb. 26th, 2026 06:14 pm
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I've posted occasionally about Maria Sibylla Merian, this sounds like an interesting book on her and her art.

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The funding to save the area surrounding the Cerne Giant for the National Trust has been raised: any further donations will go to habitat creation and increasing access.

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Exhibition: North Staffordshire Miners’ Wives Action Group Archive (formed in response to the 1984 miners’ strike,members have been actively campaigning for over 40 years).

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Martyrdom, Misrepresentation and the ‘Tolpuddle Martyrs’ (I was at uni with a Loveless descendant). And I discovered that the Internet Archive has a recording of the BBC Home Service broadcast of Miles Malleson and H Brook's Six Men of Dorset.

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More rather horrifying reports coming out about the surrogacy industry: Embryo couriers, student egg donors and cut-price surrogates. Journalist Alev Scott investigates northern Cyprus’s booming baby business — where Brits head for cheap treatment, gender selection and lax legislation.

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Researching Love Letters:

The National Archives is hosting the exhibition 'Love Letters', exploring 500 years of expressions of love. This exhibition captures the voices of paupers and monarchs, reflecting friendships, romance, and more. But why does love appear in government documents?

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Recovering “Lesbian” Voices in the Middle Ages: Twelfth and Thirteenth Century Germanic Mystics.

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The Rohonc Codex: Hungary’s Mysterious Manuscript That No One Can Read

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Yay: Senate House Library secures future of priceless LGBTQ+ collection with support from the Heritage Fund

Boo: County Durham WWI ledger bought at car boot sale for £20 set to sell for over £1k at auction: The museum-quality register lists the names of 900 men who signed up in just three days in December 1915

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 Whoops! It was John Henry Newman's birthday the other day, and I missed the opportunity to post this again. It can be sung to at least one version of John Henry, though things may have to be adjusted here and there. Here ya go:


When John Henry Newman was an Anglican
He went down to the Holy See
Said I wanna see the Pope 'cause I got a crazy hope
That they're gonna make a Catholic out of me, Lord, Lord,
They're gonna make a Catholic out of me.
 
When John Henry Newman was a young man
He wrote about a Kindly Light
He called it "Pillar of Cloud," and if you sing it real loud
It'll lead you through the gloomy night, Lord, Lord,
It'll lead you through the gloomy night.
 
John Henry Newman was at Oxford
He was a deacon and a curate too
He got to be a vicar but decided it was quicker
To scribble down a tract or two, Lord, Lord
To scribble down a tract or two.
 
John Henry Newman up at Oxford
At St. Mary's chapel on the side
He told them in a lecture that it was his conjecture
The middle way was fine and wide, Lord, Lord
The middle way was fine and wide.
 
John Henry Newman got in trouble
Reading monophysite lore
"This bit about "securus" -- it doesn't reassure us
I think I better think a little more, Lord, Lord,
I think I better think at Littlemore. "
 
John Henry Newman had a buddy
Father Ambrose, he liked Rome
They liked St. Philip Neri, so in the vale of Mary
They built themselves a home sweet home, Lord, Lord,
They built themselves a home sweet home.
 
John Henry Newman got converted
And it made him feel alive
But he lost a few subscribers the day he swam the Tiber
On 9 October '45, Lord, Lord,
On 9 October '45.
 
John Henry Newman bought a ticket
John Henry Newman went to Rome
But though he got ordained, he did not remain
He packed his bags and headed home, Lord, Lord,
He packed his bags and headed home.
 
John Henry Newman went to Oscott
To have a little toast and jam
And in a blaze of glory to build an Oratory
They later moved to Birmingham, Lord, Lord,
They later moved to Birmingham.
 
John Henry Newman took exception
To what he heard Kingsley say
Newman said "I showed ya ; I wrote an Apologia
And it's Pro Vita Sua all the way, Lord, Lord,
It's Pro Vita Sua all the way."
 
John Henry Newman got promoted
And they gave him a big red hat
They put it on his head, and everybody said,
"Mercy, will you look at that, Lord, Lord,
Mercy, will you look at that."
 
When John Henry Newman was an old man
He was a little on the quiet side.
He got a telegram from heaven on August eleven
And laid down his missal and he died, Lord, Lord,
He laid down his missal and he died.
 
John Henry Newman in his coffin
On compost did recline
He said "I have chosen, by completely decomposing,
To leave not a relic here to find, Lord, Lord,
I will leave not a relic here to find."


There. That was written by me some while ago -- September 20, 2010, I guess it was. Enjoy!

Thursday Gratitude

Feb. 26th, 2026 04:48 pm
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I do have a lot to be grateful for.

  • I went to rapier practice last night. Very grateful that I did. (thank you past me!) also grateful for Cynwrig, who always makes me feel welcome.
  • I debuted my new fencing bag. It is PINK. I like it.
  • OMG, I’m still alive. However did I manage to get this old? Wow. I was sure I’d be dead by now, heh.
  • I have a lunch date today with the womb mate ❤
  • Coffee, through which all things become possible.
  • Dr. Palomo gave me a butterscotch brownie bite. Nom.
  • (Despite the high number of goodies in my diet lately, my weight overall is down, hee. Who knew exercising regularly would result in weight loss? No one. No one knew that. *cough*)
  • I bought myself new toys; a tofu press, which I used last night and it worked great! So much better than pressing the tofu under a heavy object wrapped in towels. The tofu came out nice and firm. No muss, no fuss.
  • Second new toy: I bought a sealing wax melting thingy from Michael’s. It’s just a little stand that a tea light fits under and a little ladle to melt the wax in. It was only $10 and I’m going to put it in a bag in my scribal kit. 🙂 woot, easy wax seals! Oh, I should toss in a book of matches too to light the tea lights.
  • Glad I have a stash of tea lights 🙂
  • Very grateful for my stronger mental health now a days. Look at that, I bought myself things! I have been… tidying. woah. Self care is happening!
  • Bernie Sanders
  • My coworker Monica
  • Cats

Mostly Contemporary Romances

Feb. 26th, 2026 04:30 pm
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Posted by Amanda

Sorcery and Small Magics

Sorcery and Small Magics by Maiga Doocy is $2.99! Thanks to everyone who let us know about this sale. This one is a queer fantasy with rivals who are now magically connected after a curse goes wrong. Last time this was on sale, the comments mention it’s a slow burn that will continue across multiple books.

Desperate to undo the curse binding them to each other, an impulsive sorcerer and his curmudgeonly rival venture deep into a magical forest in search of a counterspell—only to discover that magic might not be the only thing pulling them together.

Leovander Loveage is a master of small magics.

He can summon butterflies with a song, or turn someone’s hair pink by snapping his fingers. Such minor charms don’t earn him much admiration from other sorcerers (or his father), but anything more elaborate always blows up in his face. Which is why Leo vowed years ago to never again write powerful magic.

That is, until a mix-up involving a forbidden spell binds Leo to obey the commands of his longtime nemesis, Sebastian Grimm. Grimm is Leo’s complete opposite—respected, exceptionally talented, and an absolutely insufferable curmudgeon. The only thing they agree on is that getting caught using forbidden magic would mean the end of their careers. They need a counterspell, and fast. But Grimm casts spells, he doesn’t undo them, and Leo doesn’t mess with powerful magic.

Chasing rumors of a powerful sorcerer with a knack for undoing curses, Leo and Grimm enter the Unquiet Wood, a forest infested with murderous monsters and dangerous outlaws alike. To dissolve the curse, they’ll have to uncover the true depths of Leo’s magic, set aside their long-standing rivalry, and—much to their horror—work together.

Even as an odd spark of attraction flares between them.

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Ellie Hayes and the Himbos

Ellie Hayes and the Himbos by Vanessa King is $2.99! This is not a Why Choose, but does have found family elements. The heroine also has chronic pain due to endometriosis. Reviews mention this one is pretty fun!

In this hilarious romantic comedy, a single woman moves in with three buff gym sharks after a medical scare—perfect for fans of Lynn Painter and Hannah Bonam-Young 

“A smart, big hearted, and unbelievably funny book.” — Cara Bastone, USA Today bestselling author of Promise Me Sunshine 

Thirty-something Ellie Hayes is generally prepared for the worst—living with endometriosis will do that—but when a new medical flare-up points to a possible MS diagnosis, all her careful plans fall apart. Suddenly, Ellie needs a new lease (literally) on life and unexpectedly lands on the doorstep of a house shared by a trio of collegiate beefcakes.

Grant, Alistair, and Diego are toned, beautiful, and woefully short on practical skills. But type-A Ellie thinks living with them could be just the break she needs. She’ll teach them how to adult, and they’ll help her take charge of her fitness and embrace life in all its beautifully spontaneous glory.

Grant’s older brother Ian is the gorgeous man mountain she made out with the night she moved in. But as Ellie and Ian get closer, he feels less like a break from reality and more like an excellent life choice. Could a real relationship be possible, or will her traitorous body be a dealbreaker once again?

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For Never & Always

For Never & Always by Helena Greer is $2.99! Several of us were excited for this one when it came out! It’s book two in the Carrigan’s Christmasland series

One surprise inheritance, two best friends (now bitter exes), and three months to prove he loves her, forever and always, in this swoony second-chance romance for fans of Alexandria Bellefleur and Ashley Herring Blake.

Hannah Rosenstein should be happy: after a lonely childhood of traipsing all over the world, she finally has a home as the co-owner of destination inn Carrigan’s All Year. But her thoughts keep coming back to Levi “Blue” Matthews: her first love, worst heartbreak, and now, thanks to her great-aunt’s meddling will, absentee business partner.

When Levi left Carrigan’s, he had good intentions. As the queer son of the inn’s cook and groundskeeper, he never quite fit in their small town and desperately wanted to prove himself. Now that he’s a celebrity chef, he’s ready to come home and make amends. Only his return goes nothing like he planned: his family’s angry with him, his best friend is dating his nemesis, and Hannah just wants him to leave. Again.

Levi sees his chance when a VIP bride agrees to book Carrigan’s—if he’s the chef. He’ll happily cook for the wedding, and in exchange, Hannah will give him five dates to win her back. Only Hannah doesn’t trust this new Levi, and Levi’s coming to realize Hannah’s grown too. But if they find the courage to learn from the past . . . they just might discover the love of your life is worth waiting for.

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Flirty Little Secret

Flirty Little Secret by Jessica Lepe is $3.99! This is a contemporary romance between two teachers at the same school. From what I remember, the heroine has anxiety and depression, and it doesn’t shy away from those experiences.

School counselor Lucy Galindo has a secret.

To her coworkers, friends, and even family, she’s shy, sweet, and constantly struggling to hold off disaster (read: manage her anxiety and depression). But online? She’s bold, confident, and always knows what to say—it’s how she’s become the wildly popular @TheMissGuidedCounselor. It’s also why she keeps her identity anonymous. Her followers would never trust the real Lucy with their problems.

History teacher Aldrich Fletcher thought a new job would give him some relief from his drama-filled family. Instead, he’s dodging his ex-girlfriend and pining over his new co-worker—who only ever seems to see him at his worst. Thankfully, he can count on his online confidant for advice . . . until he discovers @TheMissGuidedCounselor is Lucy.

Now Fletcher has a secret too. And while Lucy can’t deny there’s something between them, she’s not sure she can trust him. Can they both find the courage to share the truth and step out from behind their screens?

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