love is all you need

My ex bought me the Clock of Ramón the Mink of Love for Christmas. Apparently, despite Ramón's constant advice to Love Everyone, our ex-ly esteem is not the sort of Love that merits the Thong of Ramón the Mink of Love.

I am considering whether I ought to hang the clock on my office wall, or if the sheer sight of Ramón's Loving Presence will cause too much stress to my (male) office-mates.