Aztec Cyberpunk rolled for initiative
May. 3rd, 2020 06:26 pmQuotes from this afternoon's game:
"By the power of Internet!"
"You have an angry machine spirit."
"Probably some snake I pissed off."
[Players try to remember whether the game has entailed combat of any sort prior to this session.]
"I killed a snake!"
"That actually required a combat roll."
"I think I used Arts and Sciences."
[...]
"Art and Science of sneaking! Camouflage and makeup and... interpretive dance."
"The spider-mech equivalent of an Escalade--Escaladl."
[Character prepares to drive a burning car into a canal.]
"This reminds me of--did you all watch Good Omens?"
"Is all of your music turning to Queen?"
"You know what they do at hospitals?"
"Treat my gunshot wound?"
"Call the cops?"
"This is a party of a cleric and three rogues. OK, a cleric, two rogues, and a bard."
Declarations of "You're not the pizza guy!" in an egret squawk: At least five.
"By the power of Internet!"
"You have an angry machine spirit."
"Probably some snake I pissed off."
[Players try to remember whether the game has entailed combat of any sort prior to this session.]
"I killed a snake!"
"That actually required a combat roll."
"I think I used Arts and Sciences."
[...]
"Art and Science of sneaking! Camouflage and makeup and... interpretive dance."
"The spider-mech equivalent of an Escalade--Escaladl."
[Character prepares to drive a burning car into a canal.]
"This reminds me of--did you all watch Good Omens?"
"Is all of your music turning to Queen?"
"You know what they do at hospitals?"
"Treat my gunshot wound?"
"Call the cops?"
"This is a party of a cleric and three rogues. OK, a cleric, two rogues, and a bard."
Declarations of "You're not the pizza guy!" in an egret squawk: At least five.