- "I've been smiled at by a moray in an aquarium tank before. That was enough for me."
- "Did you know dolphins will do that on purpose to get high on puffer fish venom?"
- "They're eels, right? We're smarter than eels."
"Are eels afraid of ghosts?" - "I might have just talked to my brother about cleaning out his pond."
"What did he clean out of it?"
"Was it eels?"
"Cows that went missing?" - "Before we run into a giant sentient fire-breathing eel man, let's find out what's really going on."
- "Eelsquatch."
- "Fish are usually more active in the morning and at night. The water heats up with the sun, and they don't like it."
"Is that true in a world without a sun?"
"Oh! Right! That's important in a game called Blades in the Dark." - "I don't see a checkbox for eel soporific."
- "Is there any evidence of eel-to-plasm?"
- "Out of the frying pan, into the fire, we can't even eat the food."
- [Player throws a smoke bomb.]
"You know, what's really good, is eel that has been smoked."
"It was about to be culinarily interesting."
"I mean, smoked eel is really good." - "Are we going to call that tag-team combo a smote bomb?"
"You smote, I bombed." - "DARE: Drug Abuse Resistance (for) Eels."