ursula

"We must not disturb the forest spirits."
"Uh, it's not a forest?"
"Oh, what is it? A swamp?"
"The raucous call of the snowy egret--"
[Computer plays egret sounds, followed by a snippet of video: "You're not a pizza boy?"]
"Oh, it sounds like someone barfing."
"Sounds like they're not into it."
[More egret sounds.]
"I didn't know they had Jawas!"
"We're going to pluck the feathers from Jawas and cows."
"I made a sexy bird!"
"You don't look like a pizza guy!"
"Pizzas, pizzas, all the way down--sorry, ursula, this is what your game is."
"Well, a gator doesn't get to be 12 feet long without chewing on a couple of ponies."
"Or pizza guys."
"Then there's ritual words you have to say over its body."
Solemnly, "Thank you for choosing Domino's."
"I'm glad I was able to deliver this egret death in 30 minutes or less."
"Next time, try the app!"
"What about the potential hacker girl?"
"I bet your body parts are also valuable."
"Wait, you know what she's like? A character from Rent!"
"Which one?"
"All of them! Get a job, Mocel!"
"I've gone from master hacker to bird grabber."

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