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Quotes from two sessions!

Last time

"Not only is everyone going to die, but it's going to be used for nefarious evil."
"We went from minorly annoying semi-incompetent death cult to... mustache-twirling levels of supervillainy here, so... we need a better plan."
"We have to come up with a different term for smugglers that's less accusatory."
"Noble blockade runners."
"Entrepreneurs."
"Aquatic entrepreneurs."
"Is the seagull drone strong enough to carry the snake?"
"My actual theological resources are not great, but I'm really good at waving crystals in the air."
"So you had to banish the negative ions."
"How is it all the other ones were fine, but 'brooch' is where you're like, ew, ew?"
"I recommend showing up to the ritual and saying you're not the pizza guy!"

This time

"Now we have motive--which we were kind of missing before--they had no reason to be a cult except to be all culty."
"You talk to your friend who's a reference librarian."
"Yeah, 'cause that's a roleplaying leap we all have to make?"
"Why does anyone not notice vampires? We all carry around cell phones."
"How 'bout the fact that they spelled 'crypton' with a 'c'?"
"Like... dead people?"
"We had a forty-five minute--not argument, debate--about the difference between a breakfast burrito and having a burrito for breakfast."
"We should do something that won't make us wanted criminals."
"We don't get wanted if we don't get caught."
"If that butler is worth his salt as a butler, we're going to have to kill him to get to his master, that's how loyal butlers work."
"That's [player]. I feel sorry for her first--"
"My first butler?"

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