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Feb. 4th, 2010 12:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ursulaI think this falls in the "never wear underpants with holes, for you may be hit by a bus" category of advice:
Make sure you eat breakfast before you jump in the shower, for the hot water tap may become stuck in the "on" position, and you may find yourself running outside in your slippers to hunt for the house water shutoff while making awkward phone calls to your husband, landlord, coworkers, and plumbers, all the while laboring under an increasing (low blood-sugar induced) sense of desperation. (I have acquired a plumber and some English muffins. But this wasn't really my morning plan.)
Make sure you eat breakfast before you jump in the shower, for the hot water tap may become stuck in the "on" position, and you may find yourself running outside in your slippers to hunt for the house water shutoff while making awkward phone calls to your husband, landlord, coworkers, and plumbers, all the while laboring under an increasing (low blood-sugar induced) sense of desperation. (I have acquired a plumber and some English muffins. But this wasn't really my morning plan.)