Thoughts on a Decadent Lifestyle

[ursula]

1. I own a bottle of Gentleman's Gin. It has a bowler hat for a cork. I have owned this for several weeks (in diminishing quantity of gin, naturally) and am still amused.
   
2. If you wish to impress me with your open-minded attitude and polyamorous ways, please do not complain about the taste of oral sex. The data you possess on the effects of methamphetamines on said flavors may impress me, but certainly not with the inherent sense and naturalness of your amorous beliefs.
   
3. Nothing resets one's internal clock more effectively than camping in the snow.
   

Comments

[nobu.livejournal.com]

ah. it is good to have you back on the west coast.

[la-pamplemousse.livejournal.com]

No. It is bad to not have you on the East Coast. Actually, I don't care because I'm not in either place, but in any case I miss you.

[ursula]

I miss you guys too. Also the autumn leaves. But it's not going to snow on me again this year . . . unless I drive to see it!

[ursula]

Yes. Though certain people are silly and live much too far south ;)