Thoughts on a Decadent Lifestyle

1. I own a bottle of Gentleman's Gin. It has a bowler hat for a cork. I have owned this for several weeks (in diminishing quantity of gin, naturally) and am still amused.
   
2. If you wish to impress me with your open-minded attitude and polyamorous ways, please do not complain about the taste of oral sex. The data you possess on the effects of methamphetamines on said flavors may impress me, but certainly not with the inherent sense and naturalness of your amorous beliefs.
   
3. Nothing resets one's internal clock more effectively than camping in the snow.