Feb. 27th, 2021

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  • [Party tries to choose ideals for the cult that won't conflict with a game themed around a crew of scoundrels.]
    "Like, as long as you're just overtly deceptive, I don't know."
    "The sky is purple!"

  • "You know you're a rat-bastard in that context, but it's all right, because it's for your purpose."
    "If we make ourselves so we have to be 100% honest all the time I don't think we can do anything."

  • "It was, like, the stampede of people and the building catching on fire that was the more loud part."

  • "Carrot and stick versus fish hook."
    "If the carrot is poisoned."

  • [Player realizes real-world mortgage expertise is relevant to extracting a treasure from an indebted ship captain.]
    "I'm thinking, like, we're subordinating a loan right now."
    "Look, we did data mining and modeling in our last campaign."

  • "Here's the real question, does she have a farm?"

  • "So you see a person with a sun for a head and they pull it down, it's a sign, that turns out to be a pizza sign."

  • "I was reminded the other day of Fire Orks."

  • "You put me in armour and I just look like a guy who doesn't operate well in armour."
    "A cosplayer."

  • "I lurk in the back and hold a lit bomb. In the character of a 1920s anarchist."
    "You're just there to make sure the meeting stays on task."

  • "You and I both come from noble families, right?"
    "Yeah, but mine is sort of, like, all dead."

  • "He falls on his face, crushing two tea tables and about thirteen doilies."
    "At least the doilies cushion my fall."

  • "We've gone from being a dark and gritty cult trying to get our god going to, like, a Marx brothers movie."

  • "Were there alligators anywhere near the biome that you were kayaking in?"
    "God, no! It was Lake Erie!"

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