must . . . not . . . do . . . math . . .

[ursula]

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot:

Lemongrass Montreal. Assuming you think Canada is foreign.

SOCIALITE ALIAS = Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied:

Salad Wilsonville? The Wicked Sea Witch Portland?

"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) = First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of Your Last Name:

UWh. Rhymes with Ew, or possibly Ewe.

DIVA ALIAS = Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen:

Cadbury Milk. This is only marginally better than, say, Apple Muffin Basil Vinegar.

GIRL DETECTIVE ALIAS = Favorite Baby Animal + Name of Last School Attended:

Kitty Washington. Yeah, that does sound like a girl detective.

BARFLY ALIAS = Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Drink:

Almond Wine . . . Sounds like somebody's cordial.

SOAP OPERA ALIAS = Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived:

Anne Rosehill Terrace. Anne Rosehill would work, I suppose.

PORN STAR ALIAS = First Pet's Name + Street You Grew Up On:

Annabelle Dunkirk. Apparently I am the Regency romance of porn stars.

ROCK STAR ALIAS = Any Liquid on the Bar + Last Name of Bad-Ass Celebrity:

Grenadine Jones :P