ursula

"Everything's a trap! Everything is always a trap!"
"Doesn't count if you're not naked."
"I didn't use a rock! I used a more elegant weapon for a more civilized age."
"As you said, more information is always good."
"The last time you said that, you nearly ended up dead."
"Hopefully this isn't soured too much by the fact that I just killed her snake."
"I did not build another sexy egret, or egret regardless of sexy level."
[examining a magical wall calendar] "From the factories I have personally encountered, we're lucky we're not looking at a naked lady ward."
"Or are we in the 'we don't have a fucking plan' phase? Let's just blow up their shit."
"IPOT, International Pyramid of Tacos?"
"We found the linchpin, let's hit it with a hammer."

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