Aztec Cyberpunk punched the Big City Executive in the nose

[ursula]

We wrapped up the arc today with a combat scene that involved a stumpy stone alligator dedicated to Xiuhtecuhtli, wrecking a phone with a well-thrown agate, and a whole lot of fire.

Quotes

• "FOXOTOTL. I misspelled it! FOXOLOTL."
  "I pronounce this the death of the pizza guy joke."
  "That has far more integrated laughs over time."
  
• "We are now the campaign of bad salamander puns."
  
• "Foxolotl Inquirer!"
  
• "Will people now look at Foxolotl News as a legitimate news source?"
  "We're legitimizing the next story they run about Jade Skirt showing up in my morning tamales!"
  
• "Who's checking their social media during a ritual?--Well, OK, probably like half of them."
  
• "It's pronounced Fosholotl News, right?"
  "We have linguistic standards for our jokes!"
  
• [The character couldn't attract interest from legitimate news sources because...]
  "It's the Aztec Public Radio fund drive! 888-258-98 Cheetah Cheetah. Aztec Public Radio tote bag? Basket?"
  
• "It looks like the kind of vehicle an exec would have."
  "I flip it off."
  "But what would your character do?"
  
• [Five dice are purple and three dice are blue--but you roll four Fate dice at a time.]
  "Maybe the dice know you don't love them for who they are."
  
• "I'll ready my blaster arm, because God damn it, we just rescued her!"
  
• "I pull out my pocket knife and cut his tongue off my phone."
  
• "Mocel's dad and his alligator."
  "Sounds like a terrible indie band."
  "I would buy their child's lullaby album."
  
• "You gave a priest a temple blow."
  "Gotta hit 'em where it hurts."
  
• "By Tlaloc's tadpole!"
  
• "I was kind of looking forward to roleplaying my arm exploding."
  
• "I was looking at the quotes from last time, and 'We found the linchpin, let's hit it with a hammer' is now our formal plan."
  "We hit it with an agate!"
  

Comments

[davidgillon]

I can't help feeling this campaign needs to be DLC for Cyberpunk 2077!

[schneefink]

Regardless of origin, Foxolotl News is a great name xD

[glasseye]

Thanks!