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A man dressed in black wanders into a somewhat decrepit bar in Europe, asking for absinthe. We conclude that he is acting with reference to 2.1 ("My drink's name is cooler than mine"), 2.3, 2.5 ("I'm so tough I can survive my drink"), and 3.2, and with complete disregard for category 1. We conclude that he is sophisticated yet somehow adolescent.

A perky young woman who has added -essa to her name to make it sound prettier drinks Smirnoff Ice. She is acting in regard to criteria 1.1, 2.1, 2.2, and 3.1. We conclude that she is insufferably girly.

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