Blades in the Dark persuaded a bishop to share a healing plant

[ursula]

• "The sun ray destroyed the haunted bongo drums."
  "Doumbeks bothering you in the night?"
  "It's a doom-bek!"
  
  
• "Wait, we're raiding a greenhouse for an aloe plant?"
  "Soul-aloe!"
  
  
• "So we need this soul-screen!"
  
  
• "Do we all have rickets?"
  "No, we all have SAD."
  "EAD--eternal affective disorder."
  
  
• [Players speculate on why one player's connection keeps glitching.]
  "Is the dog using the wifi upstairs?"
  "Are you getting up to go and check?"
  "Low bonewidth?"
  "You'll discipline the dog for using too much internet?"
  "Watching squirrel videos?"
  "Why are you watching that in 4k?"
  "We have a window!"
  "We have perfectly good squirrels at home!"
  
  
• "My body is a temple, but it's one of those crumbling vine-covered ones."
  
  
• "I'm a fan of smoke bombs!"
  "Think of this as a social smoke bomb."
  
  
• "We are two men in a hot tub room with an eel."
  "He has every right to be alarmed."
  
  
• [singing] "When an eel bites your thigh and you don't know what kind it's a moray."
  
  
• "Here's a fish swimming into the eel's mouth!"
  "The laziest predator."
  
  
• "I feel like I'm less likely to get a brain-eating amoeba in an ocean than a lake."
  "But oceans have jellyfish."
  
  
• "This is not our eel, so is it our problem?"
  [player whose character is in the hot tub] "It's MY problem!"
  
  
• "He seems alarmed, but it might be his eel."
  
  
• "If you were in a hot tub, and you saw an eel on the side of the hot tub, would your first thought be, Oh, good, the heat will take care of the problem?"
  
  
• "How do I consort with an eel?"
  "If you're naked and consorting with an eel, we're going to need censor bars in a minute here."
  "Why do you think I turned my camera off?"
  "That's some dedication to role-play right there."
  
  
• "Is the eel on a white or a black square?"
  
  
• "Have you considered a smoke-bomb towel?"
  "How would that work?"
  "Two options. One, there's a pile of towels that we hide a smoke bomb in. Two, there's a smoke bomb that's shaped like a towel."
  
  
• "You would write that in the level one box on your character sheet as eel bite, unless you want to give it a more evocative name."
  "Eel-vocative."
  
  
• "Maybe I ran an eel defense seminar."
  
  
• "Nobody expects the spanish eel-quisition."
  "You need the red capes for it to really work."
  "Our main weapons are surprise--rawr--and two jaws!"
  "Not the comfy aquarium!"
  "With the regulated temperature!"
  "Feed him tasty fishes!"
  
  
• "Time to show the zeeeel of the newly converted."